Thursday, April 26, 2012

THE PACHANGA: LA CONTRA-CHRONICLE

DIE KONTRA - KHRONICOL !!!
Dear EuroPadelers,
Last pachanga was very intense not only on thepadel side, also in various events. The 1st chronicle was rushed to the blog to keep you freshly updated, as always! so no time to reflect all! So here is the off the record chronicle... SSSHHHH!! KEEP IT SECRET !!
To start with, Barman John-John and Chef Jonatan (a.k.a. the "TRIPLE J" Commando) complimented Europadel members present at the crime scene with a super apero, oh la la! A bowl of fresh cutted apples was added to make the ensemble look very healthy!

We had great fun which atracted passers by. You probably noticed last week photos from nice visitors Coraline from Waterloo and Brian from the USA which were seduced by the Pachanga ambience and abduced into playing a padel match, showing promising skills, with Brian soon getting familiar with playing balls off the walls.

The 2nd part of their Padel Introductory Package (a.k.a. the PIP) consisted on a Hardvard Advanced Course on Porron Management, which both passed with great marks, earning the corresponding Diploma ... pls note the elegant porron pose, one hand in the back, eyes lost in the sky!

Además las Representantes en Bruselas de Galicia, Ana Ramos, y Navarra, Maria  Lozano, se acercaron a Waterloo a probar el padel y seducidas tanto por los lances del juego como por los secretos culinarios del Chef de Waterloo Jonatan, aseguraron que se daban ipso facto de alta como nuevas socias de Europadel! Ole!
Europadel welcomes with open arms Ana which brings on board the fresh sea breeze from Galicia, the Holy Land of Sea Food - and indeed dreamland of one of our Belgium fans, and Maria which we hope will present honors to the beautIful Kingdom of Navarra with an even more beautiful Pacharan Porron - or PaRRon, according to the latest EU nomenclature - also knowns as a Parrompompom in certain intelectual forums...
Finally there was an impressive demontration of Women's Power when several EuroPadel Ladies focused their minds on the porron... making it levitate around Waterloo Tennis Club!!! This has already been labelled by the Waterloo Journal as the Mistery of the Flying Porron.... TO BE FOLLOWED!!!

DON'T FORGET --> TODAY PACHANGA !!!

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

PLAGIO EN LA WEB. CARCEL AL PLAGIADOR !!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ohhhh!! Holy Land of Moules! I would like to know whether is possible to have double nationality Belgium-Galicia!!

Johan van Padel

Anonymous said...

Que idea, porron de pacharan! Lo queremos ya!!

Anonymous said...

QUEREMOS LA CABEZA DEL PERIODISTA APOCRIFO !!!!!
EXIGIMOS RESPETO A LOS DERECHOS DE AUTOR !!!!

Anonymous said...

Os aconsejo limitaros a escribir estos articulos en castellano porque el ingles da la misma pena que la defensa del Barça.

Anonymous said...

Para pena de verdad, el penalty de Sergio Ramos, salió lamiendo el palo, pero del gallinero de su casa de Dos Hermanas !

Anonymous said...

Mr. Johan Van Padel is back!!!
Mr. Johan Van Padel is back!!!!
Welcome home Mr. Johan Van Padel

Anonymous said...

He is Johan Van Padel
.....and one day.....
....his name will be...
..A LEYENDDDD!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Bienvenidos todos los lunis chiripitiflauticos de Europadel.

Anonymous said...

Thanks to the TRIPLE J COMMANDO for beeing so wonderfully nice with EuroPadel!!!!

Anonymous said...

Deseamos David que lo de tu tobillo no sea nada grave y poder seguir disfrutando de tu compañía el próximo jueves (y de tu revés cortado)
Un abrazo
EuroPadel

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Johan Van Padel,
Thanks for visiting us at the pachanga last Thursday, and thanks for taking the pictures.
We are waiting for your report of the pachanga with great expectation!!!!!

Anonymous said...

En la última pachanga llovía muchiiiiisimo
¿Te acuerdas Isabel?

Anonymous said...

Si me acuerdo, y tuvimos que bebernos el porrón debajo del paraguas porque en la caseta había goteras y nos estabamos empapando...

Anonymous said...

Oh Yes, and our friend John John visited us and we had a nice talk and a few laughs....

Anonymous said...

Yes,yes, indeed, and also a misterious man that calls himself
Mr. Johan Van Padel.....

Anonymous said...

ofcourse, ofcourse, and he said that he was going to write to us very soon.....