A padel man is preparing for a safari. He is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials 999.
Padel man: ''It's my wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've killed her!''
Operator: ''Please calm down Sir. Can you first make sure she is actually dead!''
Padel man: ''It's my wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've killed her!''
Operator: ''Please calm down Sir. Can you first make sure she is actually dead!''
*click* ... *BANG*
Padel man: ''Okay, I've done that. What next?''
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6 comments:
This is a "Bang-arration"!
Dear Mr. John L., also well known as "The Gladiator of Europadel":
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
Ave Gladiator, moriturum te salutam
Fdo: Peña madridista de Bruselas
Dear Mr. E.C., also well known as "The Treasure of Europadel" (And I have not forgotten to write the "r" at the end, I mean what I mean)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
And you expect to seduce new "clients" this way????
Of course!!!
How else???
:))))
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